What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?
Safe.
What do you call an Eskimo Chav?
Innuinnit.
Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.
What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.
You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
It might be your bike.
What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.
What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?
What you lookin' at?"
How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?
Paint three stripes on it.
Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
The police..
What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's?
A liar.
What do you say to a chav with a job?
Can I have a big mac please?
What do you say to a chav in a suit?
Will the defendant please stand.
What do u call a kitchen-knife in chav-ville?
Exhibit A.
Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame?
A Nova seats 4.
What do you call a 30 year old chavette?
Granny.
How many chavs does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, they'll screw anything.
What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river?
A good start.
How many chavs does it take to clean a floor?
None, "That's some uvver bleeder's job innit."
Why did the chav take a shower?
He didn't mean to, he just forgot to close the Nova's window in the car wash.
Why did the Chav cross the road?
To start a fight with a random stranger for no reason whatsoever.
What do you call a Chav at college?
The cleaner.
Two chavs jump off beachy head, who wins?
Society.