Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms, keeping the same tagline..

Sainsbury Condoms - Making life taste better
Tesco Condoms - Every little helps
Nike Condoms - Just do it.
Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.
Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk
KFC Condoms - Finger-licking good
Minstrels Condoms - Melt in your mouth, not in your hands
Safeway condoms - Lightening the load
Abbey national condoms - Because life is complicated enough
Coca cola condoms - The real thing
Ever Ready condoms - Keep going and going
Macintosh condoms - It does more, it costs less, it's that simple
Pringles condoms - Once you pop, you can't stop
Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper
Goodyear condoms - "For a longer ride go wide"
FCUK condoms - No comment required
Muller light condoms - So much pleasure, but where's the pain
Flash condoms - Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hard work
Halford condoms - We go the extra mile
On digital condoms - Plug and play
Royal mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you
Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long
Renault condoms - Size matters..
Maltesers condoms - The lighter way to enjoy chocolate
Ronseal condoms - Does exactly what is says on the tin
Ronseal quick-drying condoms - It's dry and waterproof in about 30 minutes
Domestos condoms - Gets right under the rim
Heineken condoms - Reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach
Carling condoms - Probably the best condom in the world
Mars condoms - A condom a day helps work, rest and play
AA Condoms - For the 4th emergency service
Pepperami condoms - It's a bit of an animal
Polo condoms - The condom with the hole (VERY poor seller!!)

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