Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack but I just couldn't hack it so they gave me the axe.
After that I tried to be a tailor but I just wasn't suited for it, mainly because that was a sew-sew job.
Next I tried working in a muffler factory but it was way too exhuasting.
Then I tried to be a chef, I figured it would add a little spice to my life but there was just no thyme for this job.
I attempted to be a deli worker but eventually I just couldn't cut it.
I studied a long time to become a doctor but I had no patience.
My best job was a musician but I was told I wasn't noteworthy.
Next was a job in a shoe factory but the job didn't fit.
I became a professional fisherman but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.
I managed to get a good job working for the pool maintanence company but the work was just too draining.
So then I decided to try working at the workout center but they said I was not fit for the job.
After many years of trying to find steady work I became a historian but there was no future in it.
I switched to Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.
Finally I became a banker but I was fired because I lost interest.
NOW I'M RETIRED, AND I'M PERFECT FOR MY JOB!