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WHO IS THIS GIRL?


Name: Clarissa (that's Clazz to you)

Age: 20

Date of birth: 12th January 1989

Occupation: Shop owner, freelance journalist if I ever have the time

Hometown: Orkney, Scotland

Current home: Uckfield, East Sussex, England

Status: Single
Height: Short! 5'2 and a bit!

Hair: Dark brown

Eyes: Ridiculously dark brown

Siblings: Two half sisters, Heather & Fiona

Sexual orientation: Bisexual

Left/right handed: Lefty, mofos

Phobias: Spiders, sometimes heights

FAVOURITES
Actor/actress: Keira Knightley, Johnny Depp, Brad Pitt.

Bands: Busted, Johnny Panic, Green Day, Muse.

Books: Francine Pascal - Fearless series. Harry Potter books. Sarra Manning - Guitar Girl. Marilyn Manson's autobiography. Dave Pelzer - A Child Called It. Peter Robinson - Busted books.

CDs: (not in order of preference) Busted - Busted, Busted - A Present For Everyone, Green Day - Dookie, Green Day - Nimrod, Johnny Panic - The Violent Dazzling, Muse - Origin Of Symmetry.

Colour: Blue.

Movies: The Butterfly Effect (theatrical cut), Pirates Of The Caribbean 1, Donnie Darko, Evil Dead 2, Saw, Saw II, Fight Club, The Lion King, The Aristocats, 10 Things I Hate About You, Harry Potter 2 + 4, Phone Booth, Shawshank Redemption, The Matrix.

TV shows: Lost, Black Books, Family Guy, Scrubs, Friends, Two Pints..., Top Gear, QI, Never Mind The Buzzcocks.

Writers/Journalists: Peter Robinson, Allison Pearson, Jeremy Clarkson.

[...these are a few of my favourite things]

NAME ANALYSIS
I've only got this on here because it's a perfect description of me, pretty amazing really because usually these things are ridiculous. In bold is what I feel describes me.

Taken from: here.

Although the name Clarissa creates the urge to understand and help others, we stress that it causes a blunt expression that alienates others. This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the fluid systems, and tension or accidents to the head. (as a baby, I had a problem with my kidneys which made me pee all the time, and I've fallen through a roof onto my head)

The name of Clarissa creates a friendly, sociable, charming nature, but causes you to be too easily influenced by others. While you find it easy to meet and mix, and can appear agreeable and compromising in conversation, you can become unbending and forceful if pressed too far. Others learn that you cannot be told what to do and you seldom change your mind once it is made up. You prefer situations that allow a degree of independence, but are reluctant to take on a demanding work-load or responsibility.

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