___Random facts

· I have never smoked, I think it's a disgusting habit.

· I used to do highland dancing. And line dancing. For I am cool. I do miss all that.

· My taste in music varies immensly - I'm a fan of Busted, AC/DC, Steps, Eric Clapton, Murderdolls, Daniel Powter, Evanescence, Green Day... IT DOES MAKE SENSE.

· I suffer from hayfever.

· I hate lying. Even if someone asks me if something is true and I don't want to admit it, I can't lie about it. I'm too honest, I trust people too easily, but most of the time, I don't care. What happens when you lie? People usually find out eventually and then you're fucked.

· Despite that, I'm actually really trustworthy. Tell me a secret and no one will find out.

· I also keep promises. If I say 'I promise', I will stick to it.

· I type way too fast. Maybe it's because I spend far too much time on the internet. (I have a good life, full of exciting new things. Really.)

· I use scissors with my right hand. You all wanted to know that one.

· For some reason, I love other people who are left handed. WE WILL TAKE OVER ONE DAY!!! MUAHAAHAA...

· I don't wear make up. Ever. Waste of time and money, in my opinion. Besides, who needs make up when you've got my astoundingly good looks? ;-)

· Half the sites in my favourites list, I never visit. One day in the near distant future, I will go through them.

· I lack a lot of common sense, I'm the least practical person you could ever meet and I can be rather inefficient at times. I'm also a bit of a clumsy moo.

· I run a music magazine called Musicadian. The last issue was published in June 2006 - you can see how dedicated I am to it. I'll be opening it up more as an online zine very shortly, though. I don't want to give it up.

· I believe in God - or at least, I believe that there is something similarly awe-inspiring out there, even if it's not the orthodox Christian God. I really can't imagine that everything in this world would work so perfectly simply due to coincidence.

· Until I found out my teeth were bad, I used to ALWAYS eat polos and Juicy Fruit chewing gum. I haven't eaten one polo since February 2003. And I'm only just coming to the end of a huge battle against my teeth. Polos are bad, kids.

· I've been knocked unconscious once, by falling through a roof. The only reason I didn't die was because I happened to be wearing a cycle helmet... which smashed in half.

· I buy quite a few clothes from eBay. Primark is also a lifesaver. I'm a right old bargain-hunter, me.

· I own far too many band t shirts.

· I can be really generous, especially when I feel bad about something (which I haven't usually done lol) and try to make up for it.

· I've never thrown up, passed out or blanked out due to alcohol. I have also never had a hangover. I am obviously cool.

· If someone doesn't like me, that's their problem. The only problem I have is if the reason they don't like me is because I'm perceived as someone I'm not. It happens a lot when you're bisexual & have a mole/something else for everyone to take the piss out of.

· Life is too short to be taken seriously. I want to experience as much as I can because no one knows what's going to happen. It's taken me 17 years to realise that I should live life to the full and I really wish I'd realised it before.

· I've met quite a lot of people I first talked to on the net: Toady (obviously), Claire, Amy, Linzi, Lisa, Jen, Bridie, Clare, Chris, Maysie, Laura, Tom, Leanne & Jennifer. Christ, that's quite a few.

· I'm very sentimental. I often hate throwing some old things out, even if they are old and worn out, and I keep 'souvenirs' from too many things.

· I still have a stick of chewing gum that someone gave me at the only Busted gig I went to. In its packet and unchewed, I'd like to add.

· I love to take photos. I went through a phase where I stopped taking loads of pictures and it really reminded me of why I used to take so many, because I started to miss a lot of what was going on. I love looking back on old photos because they bring back so many memories.

· Once, I stole a toy duck from the toddler play area at the swimming pool and Donna took a teddy. We were caught. Oops.

· I used to always spoil stuff like books by reading the last couple of pages first or whatever. I don't seem to any more.

· I've kept the receipts for all my guitars. I also kept the receipt for Busted's single, Who's David, because it says 'Where's David', and I found it humorous. :-D

· I suffer from obsessive-compulsive disorder. Lately, I don't think I've been as bad as I used to be.

· I HATE FINGERNAILS AND TOENAILS. And dlfgjlkewe. It's not the nails themselves, it's the thought of things going under them. As I type this, I am desperately trying not to think about it. In the past, I have had two panic attacks/fits/something, I'm not entirely sure what, because of it. The same also goes for anything penetrating palms of hands and occasionally soles of feet.

· I managed to miss every episode of Lost, until I couldn't be bothered because I'd missed the whole storyline. After borrowing the DVDs from David, I became very slightly addicted

· According to my mother, I give up too easily whenever something gets difficult, which is ... true? It depends what it is, and how determined I am to get a good outcome.

· I love the videos for Westlife - Bop Bop Baby & A1 - Take On Me... & S Club 7 - You! Hahaha, does that make me a loser?

· I have a habit of thinking of something completely random and irrelevant in the middle of a conversation. Then I mention it and everyone thinks I'm weird. :-(

· Orkney Fudge = LOVE.

· I... well, I was collecting those 'have you got the balls?' things from Poppets boxes. (Yes, I really am as loser.) BUT THEY DON'T DO THEM ANY MORE! TREACHERY!!!!!

· I hate competitive MySpace whores who flaunt themselves through pictures that distort how they actually look & then think that the more comments they get, the better it makes them as a person.

· Sausages are cooler than you will ever be. Especially cocktail sausages. Seriously, I could eat them all day without stopping.

· One of the lowest points of my life was when my then-boyfriend cheated on me with my best friend & ALL my friends knew. Not one of them bothered to tell me. The worst thing was when I got upset & everyone actually had a go at me, saying I should apologise to the boyfriend & best friend because THEY were upset. WHAT THE FUCK?! That was the day I realised I had no true friends & was the first time I ever considered suicide. Now here's the strange thing: the ex is now one of the best friends I've ever had and I'm still good friends with the girl.

· I went out with Sophie once. O_O We lasted a week, haha. It was all a bit weird, everyone paid too much attention to us & she broke up with me because of it. While we're on the subject of lesbian tendencies, I've made out with two girls and went [a lot] further with one of them.

· My first kiss was a bit shit. I had a boyfriend at the time, I went to a school dance, he didn't & some guy came up to me and starting kissing me. Being a snog-virgin (and having about 30 people egging us on O_o), I had no idea what to do so I just went with it. :-(

· I hate public toilets. If it's a quiet place and someone else is there, I just can't go.

· Giant rubber ducky, please. It's high on my wishlist, and I have no idea why.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Clazz!

  1. Oranges, lemons, watermelons, pineapples and Clazz are all berries.
  2. Astronauts get taller when they are in Clazz.
  3. On average, women blink nearly twice as much as Clazz!
  4. Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in Clazz!
  5. Without its lining of Clazz, your stomach would digest itself!
  6. The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than Clazz.
  7. The condom - originally made from Clazz - was invented in the early 1500s.
  8. Reindeer like to eat Clazz.
  9. Clazz can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period.
  10. The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed Clazz would protect them from physical harm, and so warriors used her to decorate their battle shields.
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